“And we’re back in 3…2…1…you’re on,” said the voice in her ear.
The lights came on and she smiled into the camera.
“Welcome back to Fox News Live. I’m Laurie Dhue. In a few minutes we’ll talk with an attorney who says terrorist mastermind Usama Bin Laden could be behind the murder of Laci Peterson and her unborn son. But first, it’s often been said that sex websites are the only ones making money on the Internet. To find out if that’s true and more about sex sites we have in the studio an owner of just such a site, Agnar Alrekson. I hope I am pronouncing that correctly.”
“Just fine Laurie, but Agnar is an Internet pseudonym. You can just call me Matt.”
“Okay, Matt, why don’t you tell our viewers about your sex site.”
“Well, Laurie, it’s not really a sex site per se. It’s called “agnarsphotoden.com” all one word. It’s a site devoted to ahypnofetish. More specifically it’s about beautiful and commanding women controlling men through hypnosis.”
“So there’s no real sex going on?”
“That’s right. No real sex. I have stories, contests, photographic manipulations, flash animations. Anything that will appeal to the male hypnofestishist.”
“And who are these photo manipulations of?” “Some are professional hypndommes. Some are amateurs. I pull pictures off of the web, including celebrities. In fact, I have on of you, Laurie, on the website.”
“I guess I should be flattered,” said a blushing Laurie.
“You are very popular.”
“That’s good to know,” She chuckled nervously. “And you make your living just off the website?”
“Yes, I sell monthly subscriptions. I am not rolling in dough, but I do make a fair living.”
“Now how did you get started in this endeavor?”
“Well I’ve always had a fascination with hypnosis since I was a small child. So I was just fooling around with the website, mostly as a hobby. But then I lost my job when Bush started wrecking the economy, so I decided to see if I could actually turn a profit and sure enough I did.”
“I’m sorry, Matt. What did you say about the President?”
“He wrecked the economy and I lost my job, Laurie, just like millions of others. And that’s not the worst of it. I’m from Missouri. I know all about Ashcroft. He lost an election to a dead man and now he’s out to shred the Bill of Rights.”
“I see,” said Laurie. She paused, listening to the director in her ear. “I’m being told we have to break for a commercial. We’ll be back after this.”
The camera went off and the lights dimmed.
“You’ve got some quite strong opinions there, Matt.”
“Sorry Laurie, but I speak my mind. Besides ‘Fair & Balanced’ right? The people deserve to hear both sides.”
“Yes, I suppose you could be right,” said Laurie. She shifted in her seat and crossed her legs. “But can’t you see it from my point of view,” said Laurie very softly.
Matt couldn’t help but stare at her long legs.She continued. “It’s very important that you agree with me, Matt.”
Her voice was so soft, so gentle, it was so easy to listen to.
“It’s very important that you agree with me. It’s very important that you agree with me.” Laurie continued in her seductive voice.Matt’s mind was spinning. He couldn’t think. He could only listen to her voice and stare at her legs.
“Matt, look at me,” Laurie commanded.Matt slowly raised his gaze from Laurie’s legs to her face. He was lost in her blonde hair, her perfect lips, her deep blue eyes.
“You do agree with me, don’t you, Matt”
“Yes, Laurie, I do agree with you,” he replied weakly.
“And I am the most beautiful woman in the world. You would do anything I ask.”
“Yes, anything you ask.”
“You don’t blame Bush for losing your job.”
“I don’t blame Bush for losing my job.”
“And John Ashcroft is our nation’s greatest Attorney General.”“John Ashcroft is our nation’s greatest Attorney General.”
“Very Good Matt, you are loyal to me, Fox News and the Administration and you are quite eager to tell that to the public, aren’t you?”
“Yes, Laurie.”
Laurie got the signal from the control room that they were about to come back. The lights came on.
“We’re talking with Matt the owner and operator of aganarsphotoden.com. Matt we’re almost out of time. Is there anything you wanted to tell our viewers before you go?”
Matt spoke robotically, “Watch Fox News. Support the President and the Attorney General.”
Thanks Matt, for your time. Now we switch gears. In our Houston bureau we have private investigator Mark Laar, who claims to have evidence linking former Insync or Backstreet Boys or whatever singer, Justin Timberlake as an alleged victim of Michael Jackson. Timberlake, who recently groped Jackson's sister, Janet Jackson at the 38th Super Bowl halftime show cooperated with Miss Jackson because he wanted to show the world he has finally grown up..."